yudhi si manusia ajaib

masa si yudhi tuh kalo mau maen game di HPnya rudy bilang gini; eh rud, gw mau maen splinter solitaire donk.
trus pas dia maen kan gw bilang gini: eh yud, itu celana jagoannya dilepas aja ntar musuhnya kabur.
si yudhi cma ketawa-ketiwi sambil maen trus bilang: mmmhhhh, mampus lo gw ceburin ke larutan HCl 100%.
trus kan gw bilang: yah mending musuhnya lo bekep dolo trus lo perkosa.
trus kata yudhi; tadi udah, gw tadi tembak organ vitalnya. tapi kok kalo ditembak dikepala langsung mati, kalo di anu mesti 2 kali tembak dulu baru mati. tuh kan-tuh kan, aah sialan nih musuhnya pake kondom anti peluru.
abis itu gw bilang gini; lo ada2 aja yudh, mana ada kondom anti peluru.
trus yudhi bilang;o iya-ya, knp nggak ada yg bkin kondom anti peluru ya??
trus gw jawab: ya nggak ada lah, biar kata kondomnya anti peluru tapi kan anunya enggak, kalaupun kondomnya gak bolong tetep aje anu lo ancur n ga b'bntuk.
abis itu yudhi tetep asik maen sambil bilang: mmhhhh gw ceburin lo, gw tembak organ vital lo!!
yang punya HP: eh itu lo maennya jangan giiituuuuu!!!, ntar score lo abis!!!, itu jangan lo tembak2in, ntar alarmnya nyala!!!, itu lo mesti bekep dari belakang!!!
yudhi: mmmmhhhh mampus lo gw tembak organ vital lo!!!

ketularan virus rudy

masa tadi pas sekolah si rudy udah lemes n bentol2 kyk orang skarat gitu, ktnya dia kena virus AIDS ato virus L, padahal ntu bentol2 lebih mirip kyk jerawat klo gw bilang. eh trus pas gw pulang gw sms dia bsk pulang jam brp, dia bilang ga tau soalnya bsk dia ga masuk, alhasil gw chat ama dia di WLM, katanya dia sakit gara2 kena virus, bukan aids tapi unidentified virus. waduh mana leher gw ikutan bentol2 lagi. gara2 kan klo disekolah si rudy gw "apa2in" terus. habis mukanya minta di timpuk seh!!.
ujung2nya dia bilang cacar, wedew, bener juga soalnya rada2 gatel, moga2 gw kaga kena.

zoids

liat gak tuh zoids, gw pengen punya tapi gak kesampean. punya gambarnya aja rasanya uda seneeeeng bgt, zoidspoison!!!

kartu yugioh buatan gw!!!

itu semua kartu2 yugi buatan gw!!!!

Zoids!!

wah lo semua klo tau yg namanya Zoids model kit!!! beuuuuh!!! rasanya nikmaaat gitu. kalo liat zoids pas lagi stress, kyknya stressnya ilang, liat detil modelnya.... wah kerennya. pokoknya enak deh rasanya, salah satu model kit yang ada disebelah ini bener2 kereeeeen. bener2 piaraan yg cocok buat yg males ngasih makan.

L'Arc~en~Ciel

L'Arc en Ciel
Asal	Osaka, Jepang
Tahun aktif	1991 - sekarang
Aliran	Pop Musik, Alternative rock, Hard Rock, Progressive Rock
Label	Ki-Oon (Jepang), Sony, Tofu, Danger Crue
Manajemen	{{{manajemen}}}
Personil	Hyde Tetsu Ken Yukihiro
Mantan personil	Sakura Hiro Pero
Situs web	www.larc-en-ciel.com

L'Arc~en~Ciel ラルク アン シエル (Raruku An Shieru, ラルク アン シエル^?) adalah nama grup musik Jepang beraliran J-Rock. Band ini beranggotakan hyde (vokal), ken (gitar), tetsu (bass), dan yukihiro (drum). Grup musik ini didirikan oleh Tetsu pada Februari 1991. Nama "L'Arc~en~Ciel" berasal dari sebuah kata dalam bahasa Perancis yang berarti "lengkungan di langit" atau "pelangi", nama ini diambil dari judul sebuah film Perancis yang pernah ditonton oleh Tetsu.

Di Jepang saja, band ini telah menjual lebih dari 25 juta kopi album dan singel.

Mantan personel yang sempat memperkuat band ini:

• Sakura (drum) (1992-1997) digantikan oleh Yukihiro karena memakai narkoba dan masuk penjara.
• Hiro (gitar) (1991-1992)
• Pero (drum) (1991-1992)

Diskografi

Album

Album	Sampul	Judul	Track lagu (contoh)	Tanggal rilis
1		DUNE [Limited Edition]	Shutting from the Sky Voice Taste of Love Ushinawareta Nagame (失われた眺め) Floods of Tears	10 April 1993
2		Tierra	In the Air All Dead Blame Hitomi ni Utsuru Mono (瞳に映るもの)	14 Juli 1994
3		Heavenly	Still I'm with You Vivid Color C'est la Vie Blurry Eyes	1 September 1995
4		True	Fare Well Kaze ni Kienaide (風にきえないで ) Flower I Wish	12 Desember 1996
5		Heart	Winter Fall Shout at the Devil Milky Way Anata(あなた)	25 Februari 1998
6		Ark	Forbidden Lover Heaven's Drive Driver’s High Shinjitsu to Gensou To (真実と幻想と)	1 Juli 1999
7		Ray	Shi no Hai (死の灰) It's the End Sell my Soul L'Heure	1 Juli 1999
8		Real	Get out from the Shell Dive To Blue Route 666 All Year Around Falling in Love	30 Agustus 2000
9		Smile	Ready Steady Go Lover Boy Feeling Fine Hitomi no Jyuunin	31 Maret 2004
10		Awake	New World Jojoushi (叙情詩) Jiyuu e no Shoutai (自由への招待) Twinkle Twinkle	22 Juni 2005
11		Kiss	Seventh Heaven Pretty Girl My heart draws a dream Sunadokei(砂時計) Hurry Xmas	21 November 2007

The Gallant Jiraiya

The Gallant Jiraiya

Jiraiya, literally `Young Thunder', was the scion of a powerful clan from Kyushu. When the family fell on hard times he went to Echigo province, now Niigata Prefecture, became a freebooter and rose to the position of chief of a chivalrous band of robbers. He was initiated into toad magic by an immortal who resided on Mount Myoko, popularly known as Echigo Fuji. He failed to overcome and kill a hated rival, an older man named Sarashina, who was the cause of his family's ruin.

Jiraiya fell in love and married Tsunade, a beautiful young woman who was skilled in snail magic. Later, one of Jiraiya's followers, Yashagoro, was overcome by the spell of a serpent and became skilled in serpent magic. He took the name Orochimaru (Orochi means `monstrous snake') and attacked Jiraiya. Together with his wife, Jiraiya did battle with this magician, but they were infected with the serpent's venom and fell unconscious. Fortunately another of Jiraiya's followers, whose life he had once saved, came to his rescue. At this point, without conclusion, the tale abruptly ends.

Toad, serpent, bird, spider, and snail magic were the principal types of magic practiced by thaumaturges in old Japan. They were supposed to be incompatible with each other, but in this story, at least, love found a way.

All this is recounted in a serial novel titled Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari (The Tale of the Gallant Jiraiya) written by different hands and published in 43 installments from 1839 to 1868. Kunisada, among others, provided the illustrations. The playwright Kawatake Mokuami composed a drama based on the first ten parts of the novel, which was produced, under the same title, at the Kawarasaki Theater in Edo in the 7th month of 1852 with Ichikawa Danjuro VIII in the leading role.

The character of Jiraiya is said to have been modeled after that of Prince Mitsuuji in the play Genji Moyo Furisode Hinagata (see Chapter 5 on Prince Genji), in which the same actor, Ichikawa Danjuro VIII, had scored a big hit the preceding year. It is interesting to note that Danjuro committed suicide by cutting his throat in a hotel room the night before the opening of Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari in Osaka in 1854.